It's no longer the weekend. :( I suck, I know. Real life's kicking my ass. But I have a nice update for you all. 85ish pictures. A fair share of nudity, swearing is always on the menu. You have been warned. :)





When we last saw the Steeles, ever so long ago, Celeste had just been named heiress. She and Elder Bridgette(tm) moved into a swanky new apartment. Lets start with a tour.



Here is Celeste showing off the living room. She looks so thrilled.

I don't know what I was thinking with that hair. It goes bye-bye soon.



Celeste's computer room is in the basement, along with an empty room for the future kids.



I love this mausoleum. This is Bridgette's half of the basement.



A better view of Celeste's living room. She's watching tv and not actually comatose.



C's kitchen. Which got a total makeover after this picture.



B's kitchen. I love that they're different styles so I can pretend they really are two separate apartments.



B's dining room. No one has ever eaten here. Not once.



Upstairs are both of their bedrooms, which I couldn't get good shots of, a music room, the nursery, and...



Bridge's sewing room! I'm super excited about that one.



The exterior of B's half. I have a hard time getting everyone to leave this area.



And C's exterior. I <3 this house. (Thanks plasticbox!)



Oh look! It's Bao-Dur Dork. See Katu, he lives on!



(Note to self. Only marry Bao-Dur to spares, no matter how much heiress swoons. Makes horrible children.)



Bao-Dur: "Dude, so like you totally have hotter babes in this neighborhood."



Bridgette: "He's right you know. She's pretty smokin'."
Celeste: "Hehe, ew."



Could you please not set the BRAND NEW KITCHEN on fire?!



As tempting as Bao-Dur was, Celeste is still into Corbin.



...



VERY into Corbin.



Fortunately, he appears to feel the same way.



Shotgun wedding by the hot tub. Classy.



This is Corbin. He's a former Takamiziwhatever local. S3 skin, brown hair, brown eyes. First brunette of the legacy!



Oh my God, even in death you continue to fuck up my game!



You should cry, bitch. Your grave is SO deleted.



Corbin and Celeste are having BMS.



Should you really be cooking in your underwear, immediately after that? Is that like...sanitary?



*cringecringe* Grease splatters. :(



So I thought I'd give BV another chance. Vacation spam!



Well that's usually what I do when I get to a hotel too. ACR, you make everything so much better.



Corbin: "Sex now?!"
Celeste: "Ugh, why would I want to do that?"

Mixed signals, much? This will be a great start to a relationship.



This is the vacation lot that Abi bought them. Pretty.



Oh look, it appears we found the hidden map.

Corbin insisted on teaching EVERYONE Tai-Chi. Which is great when they're supposed to be repairing appliances!



Maybe you two could help your aged mother(in-law) instead of doing Tai-Chi for like 12 FUCKING hours!



Witch Doctor: "You like totally did a tubular job on the house, man."

He didn't do anything!



Celeste: "Fuck you witch doctor guy! I desperately need to walk off that cliff!"



About time. They just hung out for like 3 hours. I was worried he wasn't going to give up the goods.



Best part of Bon Voyage. Hands down.



See! They're doing vacation-y things! And I'm taking pictures of that!



Bridgette wanted to learn to hula, so I sent them to the beach. That's like where hula girls are and stuff in RL. That didn't work out, so Celeste paid to learn a skill she'll never use again.

Also Corbin, should you really be wearing a fur lined hoodie on a beach?



Putting soap in the monkey god statue is apparently frowned upon.

Wicked.



Celeste: *has 1 nice point*



Celeste: *had too much free time*



Corbin: "Oh my darling. We're young, this is our honeymoon. Ignore your mother standing right behind that bush over there. Let us consummate our love!"

It's been consummated! Frequently and publicly!



Woohoo. Ur doin it wrong.



Bridgette: "Oh fuck that nonsense. I'm going to play chess."



O rlly?



Aw, Chase! He's sad because the game didn't register his platinum grave. I fixed that.



Bridgette: "Oh hi, Daddy! :D :D :D"



Celeste: "Oh holy fuck, grandpa!"



"Maybe now he can finally help me with my Algebra. :D"



Celeste: *pop*
Chase: My granddaughter is a no good hussy!



Corbin spends an inappropriate amount of time doing this.



So that's his spouse portrait now.



I'm bad. Skipping ahead!



"I think I'm dying!"

You should get used to that. I want lots of babies. 0:)



It's a girl! Her name is Daniella. S3 skin, daddy's brown hair, and, of course, brown eyes.



Welcome to the legacy Daniella. It only gets more whacked out from here.



Bad Corbin! No desert for you, Mister.



I don't remember why I took this picture. To show off Bridgette still being lovely? To introduce Yvette, an alien townie who I desperately want to breed in? It's a real mystery.



I can't help but giggle at the wording of that bubble. I have no idea why.



"I was suddenly compelled to wake up and change colours of pajamas!"



Oh look, Celeste is preggers again. How did that happen? *innocent whistling*



Time for Daniella's birthday! (I hate infants)





Poof! That's apparently the best picture I took.



But here's her as a total sweetie after a makeover.

(Why did I breed Joe's template BACK in, after I picked an heiress without his features?)



Squee!



Celeste has to be the default knowledge sim child trainer now. *sniff* I miss Chase.



"Hey! I'm just as good as he is!"



"Oh wait, I hate you for doing this to me!"



"It's like a little person!"

Yes, she is. Desdemona is her sister's clone, but got the way better name.

So during the birth, I was starting to wonder where Corbin was, and why he wouldn't go where I told him. I was starting to worry I had a jump bug, when I found him.



He somehow got himself trapped between the walls of the basement and the upward slope. Good job!



He redeemed himself by teaching Daniella to talk.



Speaking of Daniella, let's have another birthday.



Colin syndrome.



She has potential though! I think those features looked better on a boy...



"I hate my children. lulz"

Parent of the year, my friends.



What, another one? Jeeze, how does that keep happening to you?



The girl's room is in the basement, so this picture sucks. But, Daniella is cute!



Bridgette finally retired to be my personal nanny to get some rest in her old age.



Shouldn't her parent be doing that? It's not like she's busy.

And we'll end this update with a teaser cliffhanger! Duh duh duh!



Desdemona grew up!

That's it for this time. Sorry it was kind of disjointed, but my computer has been unhappy running the game lately. Never fear, next update will be soon!